Narrator: Beware the cup cake Beware! For no man has glanced upon its subtle icing and mixture of varied chocolate flavourings and has left without buying at least one more item that they did not wish to buy, but they did! The history of this cupcake is unknown! But we have accounts from an area of the world where the cupcake had been mentioned!...Our entry leads us to Eastern Tibet!
(Scene opens to a McDonalds)
Tibetan Monk: Excuse me sir i would like to purchase a delight of the western community involving the sweetness of the cocoa bean and the softness of pastry...
McDonalds slave: Would you like fries with that?
Tibetan Monk: Can you describe this "Frie" is it a form of the potatoe that is harvested from this land so great? If so i would like to purchase such requirements...
(Plastic tray is pushed onto counter with a glowing cup cake and some lard with a mouldy potato glued onto it)
Mc Donald’s slave: That will be $40 AND YOUR SOUL!
Tibetan Monk: Ok
(Floor opens up and the Tibetan Monk falls down into the pit of hell)
Narrator: The cupcake then bought the moon and danced...And now the real story!
Fred: So...err...How's your day then?
All: I shall now make a fire
(All picks up two dogs and begins to rub them together)
Zeal: We can make smors
Ominous voice: ...Alas what are we to do?...
Fire: What do you mean?
Ominous voice: ...My liquorice has lost its apartment in Spain!...
Roller skate1: This cannot be!
Roller skate2: WE shall offer you our foreign currency!
Gomp1: We do not want your foreign currency it smells of beets!
Ybrik: Br1ghtly C0l0ured Sp4rklez
Gomp1: Where’s my Corn dumpling?
Fire: Corn dumplings suck!
Fred: How would you know?
Fire: I can fly Wooooooooh!
Zeal: No you can't!
Fire: Prove it!
C.D.Dinosaur: I'M HUNGARY!
(Cuts to train and gravy cup)
(Gravy cup is poured slowly onto train)
Drone voice: Welcome to the Disneyworld courtesy team. This tram will take you to the transportation and ticket centre. Please seat your children towards the inside of the tram and keep your hands, feet, and lunchboxes inside the tram at all times. Thank you!
Ybrik: There is no Gravy left!
Fire: So! Eat some more!
(Thunderbolt strikes the ground)
Piñata: HA! HA! HA! HA!
Gomp2: Who are you?
Piñata: HA! HA! HA! HA! I! AM! THE! PINATA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
All: Good for you! Boo!
The letter H: You scared me!
All: Awfully sorry!
Piñata: HA! HA! HA! HA! I! WILL! TAKE! OVER! THE! WORLD! HA! HA! HA! HA!
Gomp1: I'm rooting for you!
All: Go piñata!
Piñata: HA! HA! HA! HA! YOU! CANNOT! STOP! ME! HA! HA! HA! HA!
Piñata: HA! HA! HA! HA! I! SHALL! SEND! YOU! INTO! THE PAST! AND! WILL! RULE! ALL! HA! HA! HA! HA!
(Characters are sucked into time portal)
(Characters are playing "PATTA-CAKE")
All: Patta-Cake Patta-Cake Bakers nose,
How many sexual actions,
Can you pose?
(5 minutes later)
Piñata: HA! HA! HA! HA!
(Timehole opens behind Piñata)
Gomp2: So this is the future!
Ybrik: T3H FUTURE SUX!
Computer programmer: Blip...Blip...Blip...Blip...Blip...Blip.
Piñata: HA! HA! HA! HA! BLOOX! I! SHALL! SEND! YOU! INTO! THE! FUTURE! HA! HA! HA! HA!
(Characters are sucked into it)