Narrator: Swirling…Swirling the swirling continued on and on and on and on until it stopped for a second and then continued to swirl like a pope in a washing machine it swirled…But anyway our hero’s are trapped in a time vortex of doom…Yawn…I have a small orang-utan you know…its called Harold and it does everything I can’t do…I’m so lonely…sometimes I explode things just to get attention
(Inside time vortex)
All: And a one and a two and a…
Gomp1+Gomp2+Fred: (Singing) We are in a time vortex!
We are travelling through time!
Look there’s some travelling through time!
(Putt Putt Explodes)
Fire: You’re singing sucks!
Gomp2: You’re so hurtful!
Fred: Yeah! Just because Gomp2 is utterly crap at singing, I mean really…C’mon he can’t sing at all…If It weren’t for me and Gomp1 The time portal would of spat us out in disgust!
Time Portal: Stop telling me how to do my job!
Ybrik: You’re fired!
Time portal: You cannot fire me! I quit!
Ybrik: Bring me a Application form!
Ybrik: I want the company car-r-r-r-r
Ybrik: It’s made of toilet bricks!
All: Toilet bricks? You mean actual toilet bricks?
Ybrik: YES…I DO-O-O-O-O-O
C.D.Dinosaur: What are toilet bricks?
Tree: You do not know what toilet bricks are?
C.D.Dinosaur: Nay…As back in the old country we lived a simple life with merely our gold and diamond incrusted potty paper and millions upon millions of acres that grew our simple food of Lobster’s and Dodo’s…
Fred: You poor mistreated…Thing…You have never had such luxury as seeing a toilet brick?
Fire: Hehehehehe…You suck!
(Cuts to war scene)
M&M’s packet1: Medic!
M&M’s Packet Medic: What?
M&M’s Packet1: We’ve lost another one!
M&M’s Packet Medic: Oh no…What are we to do?
M&M’s Packet2: Cough…Cough!
M&M’s Packet Priest: My son, are you Ok? What happened to him?
M&M’s Packet1: He was attacked by a Pepsi bottle!
Pepsi Bottle: That is correct my foe!
M&M’s Packet: Who are you?
Pepsi bottle:…I am the dreaded Pepsi bottle…HAHAHAHAHA!
M&M’s Packet3: What do you want?
Pepsi Bottle:…A cheeseburger! With no pickle, or else!
Cheeseburger: Don’t eat me! I contain nuts! Nooooooooooo!
(Cheeseburger turns into a diet coke)
Pepsi bottle: Oh no it’s my mortal enemy’s younger brother! What am I to do?
Diet Coke: Play tic tack toe!
Pepsi bottle: OK
Ominous voice: …I am bored!...
(Lightning bolt hits Pepsi bottle)
Pepsi bottle: Ha you missed!
(Pepsi bottle explodes!)
Narrator: Back in the time portal/vortex…
All: This is boring!
Gomp1: Yep…do you know that you and I could actually not exist? We could be fictional characters who really don’t even have a mind of there own and merely say what they are meant to say…
Angry mob: He knows too much…Burn him!
(All is chased off screen)
(Cuts to classroom)
Saucepan: the test begins now!
Ybrik: I can do this! I can do this!
Saucepan2: Pssst what’s the answer to number 400078?
Saucepan: Are you cheating?
Saucepan: Good! Good!
Ybrik: I R finished!
Saucepan: You failed!
(Ybrik wakes up)
Ybrik: Plastron it was only a dream!
(Time hole opens characters are sucked out)
(opens to war torn landscape with lava)
Zeal: Where are we?
Piñata: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Welcome! To! My! Domain! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Gomp2: Hey look! It’s the piñata! I knew he was going to make it big!
Piñata: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Bow! Down! Before! Your! Leader! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Piñata: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Please! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Piñata: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! With! Sugar! On! Top?! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Fire: Ok then!
Piñata: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! You! Have! A! Lot! Of! Flomp! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Zeal: Yes we do!
Piñata: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Then! I! Shall! Send! You! Into! The! Past! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Fred: Wooooooooh! I call shotgun