Narrator: I'm not an only child you know...I had 72 brothers, all of them pure evil ... I think...Frank was...and Steven and maybe Gerald...I shouldn't of eaten them...
Hand: Its for you!
Hand: Answer the phone or i will tell your mommy
Narrator: Your so hurtful! Hello...Oh its you...I know your a big boy...Stop touching it ...Your coming over...Oooh Great...Bye bye... And now something to do with showers...
(Cuts to bathroom)
Man: You there give me a shower...
Toilet duck: Why?
Man: Because I am wearing a dress!
Toilet duck: Well if you want that shower you will have to give me that dress!
Man: I will give you the dress if you say Orange cream.
Toilet duck: I don't want to!
Man: Then i will have to shower with it on!
Toilet duck: You shall!
Toilet duck: Donald, Donald, NO-O-O-O-O-O!
(Cuts to living room)
Phone: The Narrator cannot be here at the moment...can I take a message? No? Then piss off! we don't appreciate your kind round here.
(Cuts back to Fly on sandwich)
Fly: Where am I? Who am I? Its all happened so fast! Oh no what have I done? Please God No!
Zeal: Tis the end of the world, a Fly has landed upon thy egg sandwich so pure!
(Apocolyptic scene...Use your imagination)
(Apocolyptic scene continues in background)
Salesman: Is you computer utterly crap? Do you wish you had a better version of windows? Or a more expensive version? Then get a loan! Or the evil talking phones will eat your soul! Subject to availiability.
(Cuts to airport)
Mass crowd: (Crying) Were all gonna die! Were all gonna die! Were all gonna die!
(Mass crowd explodes)
Narrator: I need the toilet!
Narrator: I really need the toilet!
Narrator: Only god know's how much I need the toilet!
Toilet cream: TURTLE POWER!
Mass Crowd2: We hail thee our new God!
Toilet cream: What happened to your old God?
Mass crowd2: It ate Jerry!
(Cuts to television)
Jerry: (Muffled voice) Let me out! Please! I will give you magic buttons!
Gomp2: I want to go to the opera!
Fred: Isn't the opera just people repeating themselves over and over and over again?
Gomp2: Yes the opera is just people repeating themselves over and over and over again but getting louder each time!
Fred: SO YOU WANT TO SEE PEOPLE REPEATING THEMSELVES OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN GETTING LOUDER EACH TIME?!
(All characters explode)
(Enter lady Macbeth)
Lady Macbeth: ...
(Macbeth enter lady Macbeth)